"HOLD ONTO THE STINKING BALL ADRIAN PETERSON!!!!! YOU KNUCKLEHEAD!!!"
"OOOOO that HAD to hurt...don't break our fragile quarterback!"
"Hooray! We did something good!"
"But now we've done something very, very bad!"
"Are you serious...ANOTHER turn over?"
"A glimmer of hope?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOWCOULDYOUTHROWANINTERCEPTIONBRETTFAVRE I'M GONNA POOP ON YOUR PILLOW!!!"
"PASS INTERFERENCE AGAIN?! STOP IT DEFENSE! STOP IT!"
"We're gonna lose this game. And I don't like it. Not one bit."
"Good-bye Super Bowl"I tip my hat to the 2009 Vikings, and will repeat my mantra for 2010: there's always next year. There's always next year.
